my dreams are boring

Last night I dreamt

The majority of my beard hair fell out and I missed my dental appointment.

Last night I dreamt…

I was walking up a staircase when I noticed an old friend headed in the opposite direction. I can’t remember who
it was but I said hi.

Last night I dreamt…

I met a guy who liked Batman.

Last night I dreamt…

My left shoulder was a little sore.

Last night I dreamt…

Whilst inside a Mario Kart like game, I took a shortcut
and ended up in the Empire State Building which turned
out to be possessed in a similar manner to the building
in Ghostbusters.

Ok, maybe not so boring. I have the flu.

Last night I dreamt…

I was telling a group of people about my scuba diving schedule.

True to boring form, this dream did not contain any actual scuba diving, nor have I ever scuba dived.

Last night I dreamt…

I walked almost half way to the gym without my shoes, so I ran home for them. When I got there a gang of ninjas were I realised they were in my bag the whole time.

Last night I dreamt…

I was concerned that a small corner of the tea towel I was using would catch on fire because it was getting hot.

Last night I dreamt…

I was at a museum and the description next to Tutankhamun’s
sarcophagus noted that he spoke with a thick Cork accent.